Composure
The chart may be theatrical. Your face need not be.
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Jean
Coin
A gold coin with a perfect moustache and no interest in explaining either
Good taste is not a consensus mechanism
Jean does not chase the room. Jean notices the room, adjusts one cuff, and lets it continue panicking without him.
Jean’s standards
Presentation
If it cannot be said with a straight face and a gold rim, it can wait.
Timing
Arrive late enough to be interesting, never late enough to apologise.
THE ADDRESS
Being engraved
Jean prefers a proper finish to a rushed entrance.